Mythology and Folklore (Spring 2021)

      The student had spent three hours straight perfecting their final. It had been a long semester in Cell Biology, but they could finally see the light at the end of the tunnel. Saving the final and turning it in, the student then went about their day, studying for their other finals.     Waking up the next day, the student found an email on their phone saying they would receive a zero if they didn't turn in their exam. The student had somehow managed to turn in a blank exam. After having a breakdown for five minutes, the student went about trying to find where their work had gone.      The student manage to find their final with  their answers and turned it in to their professor, getting an 89 on the whole thing. Basically my worst nightmare Author's Note:     So, I did microfiction again! But this time I used a personal story from last semester. Somehow I had managed to save my file with my answers in a different place. Thus I ended up turning in a blank final exam, which

 Margaret Hunt's  Household Tales by Jacob Grimm and Wilhelm Grimm Bearskin A young soldier fought in battle and when war was over, he was dismissed His parents were dead so he went to his brothers to ask them to take him in til war began again, but they said he could not do anything for them so he should make a living for himself So the young man was left with his gun, no money, and no trade He sat under a circle of trees when he saw a man with a cloven foot The man says he needs to know that the young man is fearless before he can give him money To prove the soldier is fearless, the man tells him to turn around, where he sees a bear The soldier shot the bear through the muzzle without hesitation the man then says there is another condition to meet He says the soldier can't bathe, comb his hair, cut his nails for 7 years he will be given a coat and cloak to wear within that time If the soldier dies during this time, he is the man's, but he will go free with riches if he su

Margaret Hunt's Household Tales by Jacob Grimm and Wilhelm Grimm Thumbling   (2)   (3) The story begins with a peasant couple lamenting that they have no children The wife said she would be happy if they even had a kid the size of her thumb The wife became ill and gave birth to a thumb-sized child, which they named Thumbling As the kid grew up, he excelled at everything he did His father once went into the woods and wished someone could pull the cart for him, THumbling told him he would get it done The wife equips the cart with a horse and Thumbling spoke in the horse's ear as he was making his way, two men saw the miraculously moving cart and followed it Upon seeing the small kid, the two men offered to buy him from his father, who refused But Thumbling told him to sell him, for he would come back soon Thumbling slipped into a mouse-hole, escaping the men, and they were forced to head home After the men left, Thumbling found a snail-shell to spend the night in, as it was too d

      There was once a famous cook, Jeanine, who could cook any individual a meal they were sure to love. Many were amazed at how the chef could instantly guess what kind of food an individual would like with just one glance. For months, the chef and her restaurant were the features of many news stations and magazine articles. The hype eventually died down, but it was still well known that the chef's restaurant was a necessary stop when in the town of Pixie, Missouri.      Jaxton, a young man fresh from culinary school, had always been amazed by the stories of Jeanine. In fact, he had become a chef so that he could someday impress people just like she had. Jaxton lived a couple towns over from Pixie and, after graduating culinary school, he decided to move to Pixie to work in Jeanine's restaurant. He had anxiously awaited a response after he had put his application in. Not even a week later, he had been called in for an interview and offered the job. The new chef was ecstatic!

 Faerie Queene by Mary Macleod How Britomart did Battle for the Golden Girdle Last day of the tournament Satyrane was powering through field covered in broken weapons and shields and horses running wild Knights of Maidenhood coming out on top Then Artegall showed up, and quickly strikes down the other competitors Satyrane and his band left the field Prize for this was the golden girdle, which many wanted for selfish reasons, as it gave gift of constant love It would loosen on those who were false and fickle though Britomart won in the third day of the tournament and was given the girdle This kinda pissed Artegall off

  Faerie Queene - Britomart  by Mary Macleod How Britomart Looked into the Magic Mirror The princess, Britomart, is asked why she disguised herself as a knight and took on a journey She herself is the only heir to her father's kingdom She starts by saying she's been trained in the art of war since childhood and she can't live the boring life most ladies do From reports, she has heard that many adventures and famous dudes and ladies are to be found in Faerie Queene (Remember this is all a lie) She then says that Artegall has acted badly towards her, but this was a lie, as this was her future lover she was seeking Her companion tells her she is surely wrong as Artegall is a great man, which makes her happy Britomart asks her companion to tell her some distinctive characteristics of Artegall so she can recognize him when she sees him But she already knew what he looked like because she had seen his reflection in a magic mirror a long time ago, and he became her only love This

 Scrawls of pencil and ink cover the pages     Who's to know what the next stage is. She twiddles and fumbles, all with no sleep     All in the hope there will be rewards to reap. Now she is finished and sends off the bundle     Here's to hoping it won't just be locked in a trundle. Image Source: Peter Milosevic     I did the Nursery Rhymes unit this week, so I tried my hand at a short little story in the form of a rhyme. In case it's a bit difficult to tell, I was trying to depict the hard work of an author ! 😊

  The Nursery Rhyme Book by Andrew Lang Lots of repetition and riddles aren't always clearly stated as riddles A lot of phrases are repeated with little bits of description added after each repetition Image Source: Emoji One contributors This Is the House That Jack Built There is repetition like the other stories, but this is a story that adds on a sentence or two each time and repeats the previous It begins with the house Jack built, then adds various animals to the story, such as a rat, then a cat, then a dog The story ends with the farmer, Jack, sowing his corn while married to a maiden, and they are awoken by a rooster

The Nursery Rhyme Book by Andrew Lang     This is probably one of the weeks I was most excited for because we obviously all know a bunch of nursery rhymes, but what about the ones we don't know? There was a Crooked Man A crooked man once lived with all kinds of crooked things Even his pet cat was crooked and the cat caught a crooked mouse Their house was crooked as well SEE a pin and pick it up, All the day you'll have good luck; See a pin and let it lay, Bad luck you'll have all the day! This reminds me of picking up a penny to have good luck But there is the condition that the penny must be face up, otherwise it is bad luck Image by David Eppstein The Queen of Hearts A knave stole the queen's tarts and she beat him for it after being beaten, he never stole again Hickory Dickory Dock Like the 'catch a finger by his toe,' this rhyme is used to pick who is out or 'it' Whoever was pointed at when the last letter, T, was said, was chosen

      Kai had never been the worst in school, but she had also never been the best. However, her sophomore year math class was going terribly. She couldn't think of the last time she got a grade that was higher than a 65. Nine-week progress reports were going to be handed out in seventh hour and Kai needed to figure out how to slip out of this situation she was in. Her mom didn't expect to always come home with As, but she usually expected Kai to at least have Bs and Cs, and right now she had a D in math. She thought about hiding the report, but her mom would know something is up because another one could be printed even if she 'lost' it. By the end of the day, with her progress report in hand, Kai had decided she was going to lie to her mom. She wasn't proud about it, but it was the only way she could save her own behind. ~~~~~~     "Kai!! Why do you have a D in geometry?!' When she had arrived home, Kai had quickly handed her report off to her mom and spr

   Eskimo Folk-Tales  (stories recorded by Knud Rasmussen) The Wife Who Lied A woman from a tribe that ate people became the wife of a man from a tribe that did not When she went to visit her own tribe, she put mittens on her feet so they'd think her husband's tribe was not treating her properly And so they prepared for war They attacked when all the men were out and killed all the women, but 3, and the ones they killed they stabbed through long poles The men instantly thought of the wife the men then prepared a counterattack and hid among the rocks before attacking One of the old women of the cannibal tribe had a dream about 2 creatures fighting, and the tribe believed this meant the other tribe was near The tribe set up a spirit calling, and when it begun they heard a dog on the house of a roof, alerting that the other tribe had come The cannibal tribesmen were killed and the women taken for wives, except for the original wife who was taken off by two men They cut through her

  Eskimo Folk-Tales (stories recorded by Knud Rasmussen) The Coming of Men, A Long, Long While Ago I might use this for further inspo for my flood storybook Earth was formed with hills and stones falling from the sky Men came about, as young children, crawling out of bushes, not knowing how to walk A man and a woman were there, the woman clothed the kids Men wanted to have dogs, so they whipped a dog leash and called out and dogs rushed forward But overpopulation became a problem, because these people did not know how to die, even in their old age To handle this, a flood was sent, and there are now less men, and we can see traces of this flood The first man to die tried to come back, because they did not know how to die With death, came sun, moon, and the stars Because when men die, they become the shining things in the sky Qalagánguasê, Who Passed to the Land of Ghosts There was a young boy whose parents and sister died This boy was paralyzed from the waist down and when he was home a